Champions

I think about my life
daydream about my future wife
my girlfriend isn't with me
all by myself i'm left to be
i ask myself what to do
when i glance at the PS2

-chorus
Its the champions
of norrath
with my companions
assisting my path
we help each other
giving items and xp
benefiting one another
its where i am free

I play as a high elf cleric
holding it with high merit
weilding a large mourning star
we travel around and far
killing enemies with holy strike
its like a virtual fourth Reich

-chorus

we spend hours in the basement
no food, break of fart vent
all we seek is to level up
occasionally i pee in a cup
sitting here with my friends
we play till the game ends